I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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