We should be called the Road Head Warriors
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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