we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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