we have officially lost it.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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