Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
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