Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
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Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
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I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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