is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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