i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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