Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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