I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
Randomize
