That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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