what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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