I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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