I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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