I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
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Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
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I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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