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why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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