I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
My balls are so social today.
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Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
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No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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