Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Every concussion has its silver lining
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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