I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
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considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
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I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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