is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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