real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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