im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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