Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
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whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
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It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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