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Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
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Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
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I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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