I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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