Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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