Fine. I'll sleep in my office
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
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