Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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