No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
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asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
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CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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