love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
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Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
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Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
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