Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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