Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
Randomize
