Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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