VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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