Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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