The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
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It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
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I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
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