I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
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Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
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Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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