How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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