If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
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Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
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Two ladies just showed up with my fucking purse. It was in the fucking street. I'm a train wreck. As a financial advisor, this shouldn't happen. I should be an adult.
I have bruises all over my body. Seriously, I'm a train wreck. I'm too damn old for hangovers like this.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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