we have pet lesbian snakes
I don't think brook has ever known best
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
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