new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
smell my finger.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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