Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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