Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
grandma shit on top of the toilet
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
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