I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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