bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Randomize
