theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
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he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
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Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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