If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
I just had sex on a roof
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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