Your tits are I can't wait for
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
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And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
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That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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