I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
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