You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
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FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
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He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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