Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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