? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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