it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
He told me they were just razor bumps!
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
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Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
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Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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