He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
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