Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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