Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
How's work?
Spinning.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
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