I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
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all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
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Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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