We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
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My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
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Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Im part way to drunk.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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