I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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