just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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