youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
Randomize