I just woke up to a lawnchair covered in lipstick. I'm wearing red lipstick. What happened and is the tequila?
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
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These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
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I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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